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Breakfast was...

quietly enjoyable.

Well, quiet apart from the too close for comfort table next to me:
He: Gosh you make me smile. (I mean really? Who uses "Gosh" in real life?!)
She: I know. I see it when we're together.
He: Do you think others around the office see it?
She: They have no idea.
He: That's so cool.
She: I love the way it feels like we're doing something wrong behind a teacher's back.
He: See, you just keep getting more and more attractive. I feel like that too. You're too beautiful.
She: (Slightly gushing) My current boyfriend would never tell me that.
He: Rubbish. How could he not?!

It gets even more Mills & Boon from this point on, so I'll just leave the rest of that conversation right there.

6 comments:

kookyknut said...

Even before I got to "She: (Slightly gushing) My current boyfriend would never tell me that." I could tell that this is going to end in tears.

Victor said...

Do I guess from the last two meal conversations you reported that you dine amongst the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful?

Mike said...

Gosh. Your best blog post yet!

T said...

Gee Muz I use Gosh and Golly all the time in an effort to stop saying God.

A bit like I am training the kids to say Firetruck instead of Fuck.

Mike said...

"Frak" as popularised by Battlestar Galactica is a gosh-darned useful alternate.

Monty said...

I'm feeling ill just reading it...