Well, this morning I was feeling particularly down. The removalists are arriving in 2 hours time, and I've still got a cupboard of stuff and no boxes left to pack it into. The kitchen looks like a bomb has hit it and I just CAN'T WAIT for this whole damn move to be over and done with. I'm still trying to figure out how one man, who doesn't like reading, manages to accumulate so many books!
So, not having time for breakfast this morning, I'm now starting to feel a little hungry. What do I spy, just sitting there in its golden wrapper? The fortune cookie. So, that's what I dive for and open. Yeah, I'm hungry and yeah, it's not really going to fill me up.
"Your hard work will soon pay off"
Duh. Like I never knew that. Stupid cookie.