I picked up the carefully laminated notice and to my horror I read "Unfortunately we will no longer be serving prawns..." "You'll have 2 weeks to continue enjoying the yellow mole and prawns... so plan accordingly. Thanks for your understanding"
People, we have two weeks to change the world - and in effect, change history. You can help save the prawns. You can help save the yellow mole. Join me.
I can not let this receipt be the last of its kind.
*note to those who study this receipt carefully, yes, that's not my real name. I always like to change my name to something different each time I order at a place where they ask for a name. Tonight I was Brad.