I picked up the carefully laminated notice and to my horror I read "Unfortunately we will no longer be serving prawns..." "You'll have 2 weeks to continue enjoying the yellow mole and prawns... so plan accordingly. Thanks for your understanding"No.
People, we have two weeks to change the world - and in effect, change history. You can help save the prawns. You can help save the yellow mole. Join me.
I can not let this receipt be the last of its kind.
*note to those who study this receipt carefully, yes, that's not my real name. I always like to change my name to something different each time I order at a place where they ask for a name. Tonight I was Brad.
7 comments:
Oh come on Brad, admit it. You liked it, didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Brad, we've wasted so much time already, Janet needn't know, I won't tell her.
er... what's yellow mole? I don't think I like it, even if it comes with prawns.
I can't believe they fell for "Brad", you lokk nothing like a "Brad". You look more like a "Colin". Or " Brenda".
Tell me, Brad, do you have, any, tattoos?
So did you take a jump to the left, followed by, a step to the riiiiiiight ?
I'm with Darth...yellow mole???? Yeuch!!!
Actually when I first looked at this I saw "Ricardo", which must be the guy who served you, so Brad seems more believable.
Next time you should definitely say McBrad though!
I know someone who ordered a coffee once, from a place that writes your name on the lid ... and she ordered it under the name "Mucus" just to see it written on her cup...
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