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Oh, I know it's a cop out post but...


here's another meme. So how else will you get to know me?
Thanks Yani for this one.

# If I were a direction I'd be... preceded by "No! No! I said go *insert direction here*!"

# If I were furniture I'd be... your favorite pillow

# If I were a liquid I'd be... more than a mouthful

# If I were a gem/stone I'd be... unpolished

# If I were a metal I'd be... part of an outdoor sculpture in the grounds of an art gallery

# If I were a tree I'd be... lost in the forest

# If I were a flower I'd be... about to bloom

# If I were a fruit I'd be... still on the tree

# If I were weather I'd be... that change that's blowing in from the south

# If I were a music instrument I'd be... played by a school student who never practiced

# If I were an element I'd be... part of something bigger

# If I were a colour I'd be... that one the guy in the paint supply shop could never quite match again to your sample.

# If I were an animal I'd be... untamed

# If I were a sound I'd be... an echo an echo an echo

# If I were a lyric I'd be... hummed by millions

# If I were a song I'd be... sung with gusto by Dannii Minogue at the end of a Parkinson type show

# If I were a music style I'd be... more of a genre than a style

# If I were a perfume/cologne I'd be... unnoticeable by about 10am.

# If I were a feeling I'd be... that one that you have buried deep inside that you'd love to let out just once

# If I were a book I'd be... left on a park bench for someone new to pick up and read

# If I were a food I'd be... a dish that you tasted and loved, but can't remember the name of the restaurant you tasted me in.

# If I were a city I'd be... just waking up at dawn and slowly coming to life

# If I were a taste I'd be... hardly fashionable

# If I were a scent I'd be... attractive to hummingbirds

# If I were a word I'd be... in one of those "word of the day" desk calendars

# If I were a verb I'd be... a carelessly used predicate

# If I were an object I'd be... width="760" height ="420"

# If I were a piece of clothing I'd be... that t-shirt that you wear out, then strip off and stuff into your back pocket when you were too hot in the club.

# If I were a body part I'd be... the one that you just wanted to kiss

# If I were a facial expression I'd be... characterised by one raised eyebrow and a curled up lip

# If I were a cartoon character I'd be... two dimensional

# If I were a movie I'd be... downloaded, burnt then shared around with your friends.

# If I were a geometrical figure I'd be... rather boring by myself, I'd need other shapes

# If I were a season I'd be... the one you were really looking forward to about 4 months ago, but now just want to be over

# If I were a sentence I'd be... 4 years with good behavior.

2 comments:

Kezza said...

Ha ha ha, thats excellent! I love your answers, you're quite a clever dick aint you! I especially like that you'd be sung by Dannii! Very entertaining, it's nice to get to know you!

yani said...

Dammit... you have much better and funnier answers than me... damn you Mr Muz... and colour me green ;P