(For example, from Tony's explanation, if I was to give you: Russell Crowe, John Howard and, say, your boss, you then have to tell the group which one of the three you would root (for non-Australians: have intimate relations with); who you would shoot; and who you would marry. Only one go at each of them, so don't choose all three to root.
By the way, the rooting is a one-off and one night stand only, so don't go thinking you could marry Russell Crowe and have a long-term affair with the PM - not fair.)
It's not always going to be an easy choice, but after a few wines or beers you'll get the hang of it, and maybe even come out with some truthful responses.
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So, since I have updated my blog for April with a comic theme, I thought I'd choose villains. This may be tricky for some of you as sleeping with evil is not something you would normally choose, I hope. So here's your chance to cross over to the dark side and partner with, play with or just be evil yourself and rid the world of an evil force:
The Men
Dr Evil :: Darth Vader :: The Riddler
The Ladies
May Day :: Cruella De Ville :: Wicked Witch of The West
Dr Evil :: Darth Vader :: The Riddler
The Ladies
May Day :: Cruella De Ville :: Wicked Witch of The West
Have I made it too hard for you for #1 RSM? No, I don't think so. So, tell me, who are you going to Root, shoot or marry and why?
12 comments:
I'll start you off. Here's mine:
R: The Riddler... he wears Lycra and his jokes would just get too much long term.
S: Dr Evil. He just simply shits me.
M: Darth. He's the only one left and I think his "force" would come in handy in traffic jams on road trips.
and since I like to hedge my bets...
R: May Day. Phew, what a full-on night that would be.
S: WW of the W. Painful voice.
M: Cruella. At least she has a fantastic eye for fashion.
R: The Riddler - a torrid night or riotous meddling mischief making would be ace.
S: Dr Evil - I'll wait until Scott Evil's ready and then change my 'root'....
M: Darth - Aah. My very own namesake. Sometimes a little force can be fun...
R: Darth Vader ( he can't stay over though, that breathing all night !! )
S: The Riddler ( STFU already !! )
M: Dr Evil. If I get bored, I can always stroke his pussy.
P.S. - love the new header look !
"ROOT: have intimate relations with."
LOL.
What a polite young man you must be. Great take home to mum material. Too cute.
BTW, I always thought 'dark side' was the north side or so it was when a friend lived in Cremorne.
Root: Glennn Close. Have you seen Fatal Attraction???
Shoot: May Day. She's just asking for it.
Marry: Mike Myers. Humour is so very sexy.
Hello by the way.
R: The Riddler - he is just to manic for more than a one night stand
S: Dr Evil...hairless...and what's with the little finger to his lips - you'd think he was drinking Twinings tea!
M: Darth - as we all know now, underneath that dark suit is Hayden Christiansen who's not half bad. AND seeing as how I live on the "dark side" of the habour, it's only appropriate I marry someone who's a master of the dark side! AND he has a light sabre!
PS Thanks! I read her blog a couple of weeks ago and thought that RSM was a sensational idea...wished someone would pick it up and run with it! And you did! Yay!
R: Riddler... the aforementioned lycra thing... plus the whole psycho villain thing which takes him out of the long term running.
S: Darth... I'd marry him, but he obviously has some issues with trust after the third prequel.
M: Dr Evil... C'mon, look how well he treats Mini Me and he's just a clone...
And for the ladies...
R: The Wicked Witch... Having just read "Wicked" recently, I kinda see her in a new way now.
S: May Day... Grace Jones just shits me...
M: Ms De Ville... style my dear, just style
COOL
GREAT BLOG
marry the little guy cause hes probably a good hight to get head jobs from
shoot the fucker in the black hat so he dont make no more crap movies
the dude with the make up would be too much like high maintenance so best just to root him
S: The Riddler - Jim Carey shits me to tears
M: Dr Evil - He's Rich
R: Darth Vadar - Don't we all fanatasize about complete c**ts?
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