He thought to himself, "It's been two hours since she blinked... Maybe she's not the 'Go-getter' that her profile said she was."
Just then Marjory let out a loud, stench filled fart.
It was then she realised Mother was right. She couldn't keep her legs crossed forever.
OMG! I've been married to this bitch for far to long!
Gordon looked suspicously at Marjorie..."could it have been her that farted?"
She recalled Big Bertha's warning... Returning to her cell after visiting hours without cigarettes meant she was in for one long night.
Jack loved the way the light would shine through Lurline's ears at this time of the afternoon.
Drew suddenly realised that dating a pre-op trannie in Utah wasn't such a great idea.
Not realising that he was sitting next to a bronze statue, Doug persisted with the small talk.
"You've been lying to me Muriel! You DO shave your moustache!"
Her roots confessed...she's really a blonde.Marty
Benjamin did the gentlemanly thing and averted his eyes as Pamela got dressed after her swim. However, as much as she tried, Muriel couldn't look away. She was transfixed. Were those real?
The longest take on record - Stage Fright lasts 3 days!
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He thought to himself, "It's been two hours since she blinked... Maybe she's not the 'Go-getter' that her profile said she was."
Just then Marjory let out a loud, stench filled fart.
It was then she realised Mother was right. She couldn't keep her legs crossed forever.
OMG! I've been married to this bitch for far to long!
Gordon looked suspicously at Marjorie..."could it have been her that farted?"
She recalled Big Bertha's warning... Returning to her cell after visiting hours without cigarettes meant she was in for one long night.
Jack loved the way the light would shine through Lurline's ears at this time of the afternoon.
Drew suddenly realised that dating a pre-op trannie in Utah wasn't such a great idea.
Not realising that he was sitting next to a bronze statue, Doug persisted with the small talk.
"You've been lying to me Muriel! You DO shave your moustache!"
Her roots confessed...she's really a blonde.
Marty
Benjamin did the gentlemanly thing and averted his eyes as Pamela got dressed after her swim. However, as much as she tried, Muriel couldn't look away. She was transfixed. Were those real?
The longest take on record - Stage Fright lasts 3 days!
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