Paris: Look at how flat my chest is, I look like Nicole Richie. Nicole: You dirty slag, you're lucky the cameras are here, otherwise I'd flatten your jailbird ass.
Nicole: she might have bigger tits than me, but no one, NO ONE beats my chicken wing arm impersonation. Paris: You tiny mouse of a cow. You might have thin arms and the best bangs in town, but I am sunny, SUNNY like the... like the... SUN!
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Paris: Look at how flat my chest is, I look like Nicole Richie.
Nicole: You dirty slag, you're lucky the cameras are here, otherwise I'd flatten your jailbird ass.
Paris: When I get pregnant I'm going to be this fat...
Nicole: Well, when I get pregnant I'm going to be THIS fat.
Paris: "...................."
Nicole: "...................."
(cue the sound of cicada's chirping as tumbleweed blows down the main street of their empty minds)
Paris: "I'm still a richer bitch than you are..."
Nicole: "Yeah, and a jailbird too!"
No, no, no. You so like need to like arch your back like this to so like make it look like you've so got boobs.......like.
Nicole: she might have bigger tits than me, but no one, NO ONE beats my chicken wing arm impersonation.
Paris: You tiny mouse of a cow. You might have thin arms and the best bangs in town, but I am sunny, SUNNY like the... like the... SUN!
damned hollywood tape!
America welcomes the finest CEO duo to the 1st annual Hyperphagia Hag Convention. Everyone give them a round of barfing!
Paris - Prison made me FIERCE.
BELLY RUB! OOH look we are pretending to be bears.... blonde thin female bears... oh look we are twinks!
Both of them thinking in a bubble above their heads -"why do gay boys like frotting so much this does nothing for me at all"
Nicole's thought bubble: I love this little game Paris and I have. She gives the best muff rub ever.
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