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13 comments:

Christerbjorn said...

Paris: Look at how flat my chest is, I look like Nicole Richie.
Nicole: You dirty slag, you're lucky the cameras are here, otherwise I'd flatten your jailbird ass.

Muzbot said...

Paris: When I get pregnant I'm going to be this fat...
Nicole: Well, when I get pregnant I'm going to be THIS fat.

Monty said...

Paris: "...................."
Nicole: "...................."

(cue the sound of cicada's chirping as tumbleweed blows down the main street of their empty minds)

Anonymous said...

Paris: "I'm still a richer bitch than you are..."
Nicole: "Yeah, and a jailbird too!"

Campbell said...

No, no, no. You so like need to like arch your back like this to so like make it look like you've so got boobs.......like.

KPB said...

Nicole: she might have bigger tits than me, but no one, NO ONE beats my chicken wing arm impersonation.
Paris: You tiny mouse of a cow. You might have thin arms and the best bangs in town, but I am sunny, SUNNY like the... like the... SUN!

kookyknut said...

damned hollywood tape!

Sh@ney said...

America welcomes the finest CEO duo to the 1st annual Hyperphagia Hag Convention. Everyone give them a round of barfing!

KPB said...

Paris - Prison made me FIERCE.

Anonymous said...

BELLY RUB! OOH look we are pretending to be bears.... blonde thin female bears... oh look we are twinks!

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T said...

Both of them thinking in a bubble above their heads -"why do gay boys like frotting so much this does nothing for me at all"

sandy said...

Nicole's thought bubble: I love this little game Paris and I have. She gives the best muff rub ever.