i think i'll use the queen as a character in my next book..wonder what she looks like in red and green
"Ouch! that really hurts!""I know, people think I am just an old fart, but Philip taught me a thing or two!"
How can I get boobs like that?
'mustn't... fart...'
HM (out the corner of her mouth to the gent next to her) - "who is this again???"
A meeting of the minds.
Oh No! I should avoid these Up Tight occasions, I always manage to shit myself at the most innapropriate time.
M: I Promise I will never refer to myself as the Queen againE: Good, Bitch!
HEADLINE: OLD WOMAN MEETS QUEENER: "Is this what you mean by 'strike a pose'?"
One is so glad one remembered to wear one's gloves when one got dressed this morning.
M:"Oh God, she smells like pee and all!"
Q: Dare think you can beat me in a game of thumb wrestling?Marty
No Glove = No Love Every Queen knows the safe sex message !
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i think i'll use the queen as a character in my next book..wonder what she looks like in red and green
"Ouch! that really hurts!"
"I know, people think I am just an old fart, but Philip taught me a thing or two!"
How can I get boobs like that?
'mustn't... fart...'
HM (out the corner of her mouth to the gent next to her) - "who is this again???"
A meeting of the minds.
Oh No! I should avoid these Up Tight occasions, I always manage to shit myself at the most innapropriate time.
M: I Promise I will never refer to myself as the Queen again
E: Good, Bitch!
HEADLINE: OLD WOMAN MEETS QUEEN
ER: "Is this what you mean by 'strike a pose'?"
One is so glad one remembered to wear one's gloves when one got dressed this morning.
M:"Oh God, she smells like pee and all!"
Q: Dare think you can beat me in a game of thumb wrestling?
Marty
No Glove = No Love
Every Queen knows the safe sex message !
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