I know driving this fast will get me into even more trouble, but this scalding case of Genital Herpes needs Medical Attention NOW!!!
Look all I have to do is fart and it's a story.
Next time I'm getting my Brazillian at the salon like a normal person!
*looking in the rear view mirror* "oh my god, is this what I look like when I'm sober???"
Ooey Gooey was a worm ... "Ooey Gooey"
Brits - gee that jumbo double caffe latte frappe keeps on giving doesn't it.orBrits (after crashing into the back of a parked vehicle) Do you think they noticed?
who the f5#ck are they ?
I ... can't .... move ....my .... face!
Crap! I've just realised there will be paparazzi there when I get out of the car, and I haven't waxed recently.
the wind changed direction and now my face is stuck !
"Eewww Turn it off! QUICKLY TURN IT OFF!" JT's latest tune had just come on the radio.
Did I hear right? I'm Rosie O'Donnell love child with who?- Marty
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I know driving this fast will get me into even more trouble, but this scalding case of Genital Herpes needs Medical Attention NOW!!!
Look all I have to do is fart and it's a story.
Next time I'm getting my Brazillian at the salon like a normal person!
*looking in the rear view mirror* "oh my god, is this what I look like when I'm sober???"
Ooey Gooey was a worm ... "Ooey Gooey"
Brits - gee that jumbo double caffe latte frappe keeps on giving doesn't it.
or
Brits (after crashing into the back of a parked vehicle) Do you think they noticed?
who the f5#ck are they ?
I ... can't .... move ....my .... face!
Crap! I've just realised there will be paparazzi there when I get out of the car, and I haven't waxed recently.
the wind changed direction and now my face is stuck !
"Eewww Turn it off! QUICKLY TURN IT OFF!" JT's latest tune had just come on the radio.
Did I hear right?
I'm Rosie O'Donnell love child with who?
- Marty
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