You have the chance at a ménage à trois with some of the world’s most famous couples. This week it’s a package deal. Nothing really needs to be said about these couples, because it’s all been said before. They have become a singular identity.
So, whose meat in the sandwich are you going to be? Which two birds are you going to kill with one stone? And which dynamic duo will you join to become a tremendous trio.
Remember, if you only want to go for one of them the partner’s coming along too.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
David and Victoria Beckham
7 comments:
So many annoying folk, so little time...
Okay, lets see...
R: PoshBecks... coz, you know... Becks...
S: TomKat... shitmeshitmeshitmeshitmeshitme...
M: AshDemi... even if he does allegedly have a little dingaling... they're still kinda sweet together
Shooting is the EASIEST choice! TomKat in a minute!!! Bug the pants off me...and he dumped Our Nic!
Rooting: AshDemi...couldn't live with that doofus quality of Ash. But wouldn't mind a one off.
Marry: PoshBecks - could happily come home to Becks every day...as long as he didn't open his mouth (well, to speak anyway). And I must confess, I was a Spice Girls fan (pleae don't judge me) so Posh and I could always chat about the old days and have a dance!
Suddenly, sexing doesnt seem so hot any more.
Most of these blokes shave their chests. Thats worth a shooting.
But if we make a martyr out of any of them, we'll see a Diana style grieve-athon
At the risk of sounding like a sheep, I have to follow Monty on this, and for the same reasons (except I wasn't a Spice Girls fan!)
Curse you, Muzbot!
Good to see you are keeping it interesting. Another challeng ... finding someone who I could spend more than 5 minutes with. Here goes ...
R: Although it pains me, because I am not very fond of them at all, it has to be Victoria and David. But it would have to be short and sweet ... maybe with them gagged, so I don't have to listen to them.
S: Here I agree with everyone. Tom and Katie. I wonder what will happen to the kids. Is it a way for them to escape Scientology?
M: Ashley and Demi. I know they aren't perfect but they are enjoying life, trying to be less annoying than the others and, I believe, have a beautiful farm in Colorado. I'd love to settle down on the farm.
Good trio, or is it sextuplet?
R: Beckhams
S: Tomkat
M: Demi and Ashton ( actually, i'd rather save them for the "R" factor ... but I caouldn't LIVE with any of the other androids ! )
But then, will Ashton be pulling pranks on me ? I hate that sh!te .. and is Rumer still at home ? She seems annoying ..
Hmmm .. perhaps I should have thought this through .. ;)
R. Demi??, Katie??? damn have to say Katie, Tom will just have to watch, sorry muzbot you know I'm not one for guys anywary.
S. Posh Becks neither does it for me.
M. Who's left my boyhood crush demi, damn u muzbot why'd you include the guys would have been much easier with just the chicks
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