The Men...
Jamie Oliver: The 31yo chef with a big ego, and a just as big heart. Never far from the publicity band wagon Oliver has used his wealth and fame for good and started the Fifteen Charity. A charity designed to train disadvantaged kids in the hospitality industry and give them a chance at making something of themselves. It also made for a good TV show apparently.
Curtis Stone: Another 31 year old chef. Listed in 2006 People magazine's sexiest men alive, Curtis has shown his passion for food and the outdoor lifestyle on the popular ABC tv program Surfing The Menu.
Ainsley Harriott: Aptly described as "happy-go-lucky" this TV chef has made his mark in cooking game shows. He has a knack of persuading reluctant members of the public to bring out their best (or worst) and cook in front of a live studio audience.
The Ladies...
Nigella Lawson: Restaurant owner, television show host, journalist and writer. You can find her listed in Wikipedia listed under "Domestic Goddess".
Kylie Kwong: The Sydney cook with style and vibrance. Kylie studied her trade in The Rocks at the world renowned restaurant Rockpool. She had a small run-in with the police in 04 when she ran a red light in Darlinghurst and lost her licence for 3 months for drink driving.
Giada De Laurentiis: The Italian chocoholic. Her killer looks caused some controversy during her TV debut when the network was accused of hiring a model to pose as a cook to host Everyday Italian. She of course is not a model, but a Cordon Bleu chef trained in Paris.
So, this week which one are you going to whisk in for a quick bite? Which one are you going to bake a fresh batch of arsenic cookies for or which one will you stand together atop your wedding cake with?
Jamie Oliver :: Curtis Stone :: Ainsley Harriott
Nigella Lawson :: Kylie Kwong :: Giada De Laurentiis
9 comments:
Root, root, root, root, root, root Curtis Stone!!! (It may be a one night stand, but it will be an all night shag with that boy!!!) Deliciously delectable!
Shoot: Ainsley...never heard of him.
Marry: Jamie - he's got that homely charm AND he'd cook a smashing dinner every night!
R: Curtis - poor boy will already be tired after his night with Monty, but he's young, I'm sure he's got stamina.
M: Jamie - he can cook for me any and every night, and my son likes his accent so he'd be good to have around.
S: Ainsley - I do know him, but he's just got the poor leftover option again - seems such an unfair way to end your life.
Also have to do the women.
R: Nigella - she's sex on legs but I couldn't live with her.
M: Giada - never heard of her, but if she's a chocoholic and can cook, she'd be good to have around.
S: Kylie - again the leftover option - hopefully she and Ainsley can cook up a storm in the afterlife!
shoot: Jamie.. i hate that knut
marry: Ainsley.. he's so charming and fun.
root: curtis... i don't find any of them attractive but i really want to kill Jamie oliver
Boys
R: Curtis (can his friend Ben join in too?)... hot, but not interesting enough to keep around long term
S: Ainsley Harriott... the most annoying teevee chef on the planet possibly
M: Jamiesan... the whole tabloids thing could get old really quick, but it could be fun.
Girls
R: Giada... never heard of her, but she's a chocoholic, so that can't be bad!
S: The Kwong Woman... highly annoying
M: Nigella... coz it would be all nice and warm and comfy... I'd gain like 50kg in no time though given the stuff she cooks
I'd like to use my bullet to go right through Ainsley and have Jamie stood behind him. Ainsley's irritating and having met Mr Oliver, he's not the cheeky friendly chappie his TV persona suggests. He's rude and cranky about more or less everything.
Against the rules tho. Bullet for Ainsley, root Jamie 'cos I could think of someone cuter and slimmer and get it over with. Then I'd marry Curtis and have a life of sex, food, sex, food... what a great diet.
Ladies. hmmm.
Root - Giada
Shoot - Kylie
Marry - Nigella - aaahhhh Nigella. Domestic goddess, domestic bliss. And great knockers!
This is the first time I've played this so here goes...
R: Curtis/Kylie... both are a bit one dimensional
S: Ainsley/Giada... he annoys the crap out of me and I'm afraid I haven't heard of her.
M: Jamie/Nigella... actually forget Jamie, Nigella is about the only woman who could turn me straight. *drool* :P
R - Curtis. Never really seen his stuff but he looks ok.
S - Ainsley. The show Can't Cook, Won't Cook was hilarious but he irritates me a bit.
M - Jamie. Seems like more a family man than the rest.
A receipe for disaster! Six bad eggs together in one blog ... let me have a crack at them.
The Men
R: Jamie. Not cause I want to, but because I have to. He'd be th entree. A couple of bitersweet bites and then home to my main meal (see below).
S: Ainsley. No question about it. Seen him on TV and he is rude to everyone. I would be doing the World a flavour :-)
M: Curtis just has to be the one. An Aussie and a surfer. Creme of the crop.
The Ladies
So much more on the menu here. Let me throw my selections into the mix.
R: Giada. Mmmm, mouthwateringly tasty. Love fiery Italian woman. Four and a half stars.
S: Kylie. It is sad that it has to come to this ... but the competition is strong. Three Stars.
M: Nigella is sweetness personified. I can imagine standing in the kitchen with her and asking if I can lick the mixing bowl ... just like I used to do when Mum baked a White Wings.
Thanks for another good one Muzbot. You are a champion!
they all need to go in the blender(except Kylie) together and be blended to a puree!
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