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Root, shoot or marry...

Sorry this post is a little late today.

We all know that there is a BIG lack of any element of reality in RSM. So today we’re visiting a small town in the USA called Springfield. The town is full of colourful characters and I’d say we know them all reasonably well.

The Ladies:

Helen Lovejoy: A caring woman. “Will someone please think of the children!”
Edna Krabappel: Or Edna K to those who know her closely. Did you know that before she first moved to Springfield she was in a serious relationship with Moe!
Maude Flanders: Ok, so she’s dead, but when has that stopped a good RSM? Very innocent looking, but invite her to a dinner party and she may just let her hair down.

The Men:

Lenny Leonard: He has a master’s degree in nuclear physics and know for getting things stuck in his eye.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: The local businessman and singer from the 80’s supergroup “The Be Sharps”
Duff Man: Dark sunnies, a beer utility belt, muscles and talks about himself in the third person.

So this week, which recurring character are you going to feature in your fictional future?

7 comments:

Monty said...

Hmmmm, a challenging one this week Muz!

R: The Duff Beer Man - he's got the build, the blonde hair but stupid as, so it can only be a one-night stand thing with him.
S: Apu - as much as I like him, he's already married to a good Indian girl, and I couldn't stand living with his accent.
M: Lenny - he's gay already isn't he? He's got brains, although you'd never know it.

yani said...

Interesting...

The Ladies
R: Edna K... you know you're gunna get the full service deal
M: Maude... the perfect housewife, plus, that whole possible hair down thing
S: Helen... let the children think about this *BANG!*

The Men
R: Duff Man... buff and not that bright
M: Lenny... we'll get him some sort of patch to protect the eye
S: Apu... mostly because he's the one left over

Sh@ney said...

Heya Stud....
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xox

Muzbot said...

Ah no, I think I'll just accept your word for it. :)

Anonymous said...

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FOR THE NEXT RSM SOME BLOGGERS ?

Single Guy said...

Duff man is sexy! LOL definately root!

Darth Gateau said...

I can't even begin to decide on any of it when those fabulously strapping legs are just beneath this post.

God! Why didn't you have those out in Rome? If you had, I think we'd have all jumped you right there in the park!